It’s a real treat to meet me in person. No seriously, I am not just tooting my own horn here. When you read me here or my tweets, you are only getting the one-dimensional Steph. But, in person, you are getting the 3-D Steph. The Steph that is right there…in your face. The Animated Steph.

Yes, I am loud.

Yes, I talk.. a lot.

Yes, I am animated.

And, yes, I over share {but who doesn’t?}.

When you are sitting at a table with me sipping on a Diet Pepsi with a twist of foot, there’s no telling what you might hear from me.

You might hear about the time I chased a student down a busy road when he ran away from school.

You might just hear about the time I fought another girl during a High School football game.

You might realize that we have six degrees of separation a la Kevin Bacon.

You might wonder where my curly hair is.

You will most definitely wonder if I had been drinking {I wasn’t. That’s just me. Scary isn’t it?}

I may sing annoying Christmas songs until pee your pants.

And I might get you to demonstrate an exercise routine.

I may raise the roof one to many times.

And I may turn something totally innocent into something very inapproriate {what?}.

And if you make it through all of that and you are still not scared of me. Well than I am one lucky girl to be in your company. If you can handle all of me and not be completely annoyed with me, then you are all right in my book!

 

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