Today’s your three words is brought to by the letter E.

{walking through Target}

E: Mom!! Mom!!

Me: What baby?

E: You have one of those.

Me: One of what baby?

E: Those things. {points to the hot pink bras on the end caps}

Me: Yes, I do. {please get distracted by something else}

E: Mom! Mom! You have those too. {points frantically to the itty bitty thongs}

Me: Not quite, buddy.

E: Mom?

Me: What now?

E: You have those on today?

Me: {pushes cart quickly out of the clothes section while the workers are giggling}

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